Conversations with daddy this week:
*Seeing the state of Florida on TV*
Eric: Hey! That's Florida!
Me: Yes. That's right!
Eric: Oranges are in Florida.
Me: Yes. That's right.
Daddy: Do you know what else is in Florida?!?
Daddy: Mickey Mouse!!!
Daddy: If you don't sit down, I'm going to beat you!
Eric: Well, DO it!
*after an obnoxiously long period of noise*
Daddy: You need to hush up now or you're going to find yourself talking to your walls!
Eric: Walls don't talk.
Happy Father's Day to all you fathers who have consistently been outwitted by your own children!